thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
the two most supernatural things about Supernatural
- Sam getting wifi EVERYWHERE
- Dean not crashing the impala even though he NEVER looks at the road
they’re so married I can’t even
LOOK AT THE LITTE SMILE THO HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF, LIKE DID I DO GOOD DEAN??
husbands
Just because a depressed person is happy doesn’t mean they’re not depressed.
Just because a depressed person experiences happiness doesn’t make them a ‘bad’ depressed person.
Just because a depressed person has a good day doesn’t mean they’re not depressed.
Just because a depressed person is doing well one day doesn’t mean they’ll be doing well the next day.
Just because a depressed person smiles all the time doesn’t mean its real
Keep these in mind.
Thanks.
#in which Bruce Banner finally finds somebody who isn’t afraid to kid around with him #because he has a sense of humour after all #’i’m sorry, that was mean’ anyone? #but everybody tiptoes around him because ‘oh shit, he’s a monster’ #but then he meets Tony #someone who’s not afraid to be around him #someone who might actually be a friend #and that means so much to him and permeates so deep that even when he’s the fucking Hulk he still wants to save Tony’s ass #because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one
#SCIENCE BRO FEELS
#because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one
SCIENCE BROS 5EVA
that whenever David Tennant takes a photo with another dude, it instantly looks like they’re secretly in a relationship? I mean…
- Awkward first date
- Better second one
- A night after their third
- Official engagement photos
- “You may now kiss the groom.”
- A tid bit angsty following their first fight as a married couple
- They made up!
- Clearly, he scored himself a Trophy Husband.
“OFFICIAL ENGAGEMENT” PHOTO IS KILLING ME SOFTLY
what if snails are actually demons and that’s why they react badly to salt
