If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity
Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle
basically if you don’t like the idea of all time low and 5sos touring together
- no one is making you go
- we aren’t friends
Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
I bet the room of requirement becomes the club house of muggleborns and halfbloods who just want to chill and watch tv. If you required wifi it would give you wifi.
This made me cry, Dean did raise Sam that’s why he’s such a good nurturer.
He’s a big fluffy Hufflepuff and you know it
oMG HE IS!!!
Women of the World
Photos by Steve McCurry
This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.
CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:
- do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
- go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
- if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
- look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
- the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
- works every time
"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING
Yes, it does.
Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN THAT LAST ONE FOREAL
it’s okay I know everybody forgets Meet The Robinsons so I got your back
I think we’re forgetting someone:
you remembered but you forgot
What I’ve heard.
trufax spoylerz gaizeBALIN’S LITTLE NOD I JUST
BARD IS JUST LIKE I’M HAVING NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS